Your new (favorite) baby mama

I am not a licensed therapist, life coach, sexual healer, mind reader, or anything remotely close. Unsolicited relationship advice, how to stop sleeping with your toxic ex…but maybe just one more time, how to navigate co-parenting with your annoying(ly hot) baby daddy, HOW TO multitask sexting while also building a diorama for your fourth grader, these are areas where I excel. You want to be a badass single fucking parent? I got you. You want to get back in the dating scene post-kids? I got you.

Mostly here to entertain. If you happen to learn a thing or two along the way, that’s an added bonus.